【職場文化】放完假返工趕到冇命? 20個令人失笑遲到理由!

一個long weekend又完結,一想到11月沒有公眾假期,就對這個連假眷戀不捨……然而,多麼不情願都還是要上班!放完長假後,遲到和缺席的危機大大增加,而一般來說,最常見的理由都是睡過到頭、塞車和生病之類。

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但遲到和缺席的藉口可以層出不窮的荒謬!外國有招聘平台JazzHR了一個項輕鬆有趣的調查,收集了二十大HR聽過最誇張離譜的遲到理由,並投票選出排名表。

20個荒謬的遲到或缺席藉口:

第20位:他以為可以自由決定上班時間。

第19位:因嗅蠟燭結果燒到眼睫毛。

第18位:襪子未乾。

第17位:老婆要烤蛋糕。

第16位:有位新員工在上班的第三個星期說他發現被女友把鞋從窗戶上扔了出去,他找不到,然後他再也沒有上班了。

第15位:被貓的爪到。

第14位:他很寵愛家中的狗狗,而為了讓牠們在打雷期間不感害怕,所以要留在家中陪伴牠們。

第13位:太太被蝙蝠襲擊了。

第12位:斷了腳,被黑社會追殺。

第11位:軚盤在駕車途中甩掉了……

10大最誇張、最離譜的遲到或缺席理由!﹙按圖了解﹚

I purchased a new car and I need to fly to Sweden to pick it up. (Home is in Louisiana)
My psychic medium told me I would die in a “Final Destination” style pile up on the highway today. So, I took all back roads making me three hours late.
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The handy man electrocuted himself this morning at my house and I can’t come in because my dog witnessed this and is having an anxiety attack. (Note: no mention of whether the guy was ok. Just how disturbing it was for her dog
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+6
I can’t come in to work today because I died last night.
She was arrested for hiring a hit man to shoot her husband (True story)
I had an employee call and say they could not come in because the night before they wore skinny jeans and had a rash. Apparently, his pants were too tight.
I got shot by my sister’s boyfriend.
An employee arrived for work 3 hours later than the time they were scheduled to attend and their reason for missing 3 hours work was that they had had a heart attack just before they were about to come to work. When asked about the speedy recovery the employee says he “breathed through it” and was fine a few hours later.
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My house is haunted. Last night the ghost locked all of the doors then hid my car keys and cell phone.
Employee forgot he was hired for the job.

(資料來源:Ladders、JazzHR)

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