I purchased a new car and I need to fly to Sweden to pick it up. (Home is in Louisiana）
My psychic medium told me I would die in a “Final Destination” style pile up on the highway today. So, I took all back roads making me three hours late.
The handy man electrocuted himself this morning at my house and I can’t come in because my dog witnessed this and is having an anxiety attack. (Note: no mention of whether the guy was ok. Just how disturbing it was for her dog
I can’t come in to work today because I died last night.
She was arrested for hiring a hit man to shoot her husband (True story)
I had an employee call and say they could not come in because the night before they wore skinny jeans and had a rash. Apparently, his pants were too tight.
I got shot by my sister’s boyfriend.
An employee arrived for work 3 hours later than the time they were scheduled to attend and their reason for missing 3 hours work was that they had had a heart attack just before they were about to come to work. When asked about the speedy recovery the employee says he “breathed through it” and was fine a few hours later.
My house is haunted. Last night the ghost locked all of the doors then hid my car keys and cell phone.
Employee forgot he was hired for the job.
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